I know this isn't technically an indie game but it was in a bundle so that
is good enough, right? Anyway, X-Blades is an action adventure game in which
you take control of a scantily clad anime-esc character called Ayumi. And I am
not even joking she is essentially naked and all you see for the majority of
the game is her arse in the middle of the screen as you hit enemies, run around
and well mostly just hit some enemies.
I had hoped that X-Blades would actually be one of those games that had
gotten bad reviews but much like Ninja Blade was actually some fun to play. I
was horribly wrong... X-Blades is a fairly stale adventure in which you simply
press the hit button till things are dead or if that doesn't work then you use
some fairly overpowered, as in kill everything around you instantly, magic. One
such magical ability you gain in the first few moments of the game his Ayumi smashes the ground thusly killing everything in a
fairly hefty radius around her. So one reliable strategy throughout the game is
to charge up you bar by just getting hit a few times or hit something once or
twice then just punch the floor till everything is dead. Not the most exuberant
of strategies I will give you but X-Blades doesn't give you much choice since
it insists on throwing wave after wave of enemies at you. And wait if you are
thinking that you can just skip a battle and progress to the next area well now
you would be sadly mistaken because until you have routed out every last little
critter and nefarious goon you cannot move from where you currently are.
Sigh...
The story as far as I could grasp was that Ayumi wanted this artefact. So
she went to get it. A cat man told her not to touch it. She did and it went all
black and gloopy and she gains glowy eyes and super powers. This goo is really
a curse that makes the 'light' want to kill her so she has to find a way to
break it. There are 2 endings - 1 good and 1 bad. This is dependent on the
skills you take during the game. If you take dark skills you get the bad and
light for good. To be honest past hitting things the story takes a back seat
since it is quite unclear why a lot of this is happening.
One good thing I will say is that the music however repetitive and annoying
fits well with the fight scenes and to be honest is one of the few decent parts
of the game. Another area that isn't too terrible is the upgrades. There are
numerous magic abilities and basic ability upgrades to unlock and collect. Not
that the game makes them all that fun to find since you almost constantly
pursued by an enemy of some kind.
The combat is an area where this game should shine. It has all the right
components. Lots of enemies, magic abilities, guns, swords, somebody to use
these things. However, it gets it all wrong. You only have the same combo of
hit hit hit or shoot shoot shoot and even then there is no feedback so you
don't even really know if your hard effort of pressing a button is even
working. To add even further insult to injury you actually have to stop shooting
to use your magic or hit something. It is all just very clunky and annoying to
play.
Personally I was thoroughly disappointed with this game. I know it got
pretty terrible reviews and so I shouldn't have expect much else but there are
a number of games that I have enjoyed that have also not gotten great reviews,
Ninja Blade for one. Overall this game needed to really pull through on the
combat to make it work since beyond hitting things it pretty two dimensional. A
real shame really because with its wacky 'light' 'dark' motif it could have
been a hit. Ah well. Maybe Ayumi just needed to actually get dressed in the
morning and that would have helped a little.
Score: 39/100
General Information
Game Name:
X-Blades
Genre: Action, Adventure, Hack n' Slash
Developer:
Gaijin Entertainment
Release date: February 20, 2009
Bundle:
Groupees Be Mine 5
System Requirements
OS: Windows XP SP 2/Vista
Processor: Pentium 4 @ 1.5 GHz or Equivalent
Memory: 256 MB RAM
Graphics: 128 MB (ATI Radeon/nVidia GeForce 6600)
DirectX:9.0c
Hard Drive: 5 GB Free